Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I Work With A Serial Killer!

So, I'm pretty convinced someone at work is trying to kill me! You know how most packages of food and stuff say do not eat if seal is broken or if package is damaged or whatever! Well there is a little refrigerator in my dad's office that we keep stocked with water bottles. The other day I pulled a water bottle out and opened it and started to drink it- nothing too unusual! I sat it on my desk and kept working. As I reached for it to take another drink, I noticed something funny about the lid! It looked like someone had cut the top off so they could put poison in! I set it to the side and got a new bottle because I was clearly disturbed that I drank from a poisoned water bottle, but I wrote it off as a faulty manufacturer- until- the next day the exact same thing happened! Clearly this is the work of a serial killer and I am the intended target! My dad's secretary thinks it was probably meant for her and I am just collateral damage, but I'm not so sure! Lucky if the bottles were poisoned he must have used ioccaine powder- because I've developed an immunity to that- and I was unaffected by any substance which most certainly could have been in the tampered water bottles! What? You don't believe me?

Here is the evidence: it speaks for itself!









Call the B.A.U or C.S.I. or S.V.U. or whatever you want! But I'm just going to have to watch my back I guess until they catch the culprit!

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5 comments:

shawna said...

im glad you are writing again. you write about water bottles, i write about chocolate covered raisins. such intellectual genius' we are. and i am pretty sure no one is out to get you...probably a utility knife opening up the case is the culprit. but it was a fun read!

The Tafuna Family said...

maybe it was just your brute strength that ripped the lid to shreds when you opened it.....

In The Doghouse said...

I think it is Joe... you two better be nicer to him!

Lacey said...

What the heck? That is weird. Keep us posted on what is going on! I just finished watching 24 so i'm already considering all of these crazy possibilities on why someone would do that, haha. You need to call Jack Bauer!

MoMo said...

OMG GREG!!!

You need to contact the FBI immediately! Get into the Witness Protection Program and change your name to Antonio Perez. Get a mustache, if you can't grow one then buy one. And then you're going to need a mexican wife... until you find one, just use Ana.


Just do it! stop asking questions, I'm trying to save your life here! :)