Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Back in the 808!

So just a quick blog to tell everyone I am officially back in Hawaii! The flight was long and definately not boring.

I arrived at the airport yesterday at like 3:30 and my flight didn't leave until 5:55 so I had plenty of time to observe the people who would be on the plane with me. I saw that it was going to be a full flight.

One person, in particular, caught my eye. A heavy set, middle-aged gentleman, wearing a bright pink shirt, rolled-up jean shorts, and a dangly turquoise earring in his left ear. I quickly said to myself, "I hope I don't sit next to that person!" As I boarded the plane I looked for my seat 31A and guess who was sitting in 31B? I suppose it serves me right, but to make matters worse he was quite chatty, smelled a little of B.O. and took up my arm rest so that every once in a while my elbow would touch his extremely hairy arms....yuck! Let's just say that it was a long flight cramming myself against the wall to get as far away from him as possible.

I know, I'm a total snob, because he was a nice person, he was just way too up in my bubble!!!! But I made it to Hawaii safe and sound! So the adventure is just begining....

5 comments:

Ui said...

greg: can i get a form please?

flt. att.: oh..you two aren't together?

greg: NO!!!!

mahu: but thanks for asking *wink* *wink*

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Andrea said...

ewwww... thats so disgusting. haha. miss you brother, i wish your job was here in california. its sucks being the only one left at home.

In The Doghouse said...

I am glad you made it to Hawaii safely, with just a little "bubble" invasion and that is it. I loved Ui's comment! lol I didn't even think of that! Holy cow, safe on the ground I guess! Love you...

Myles Greggory Photography said...

Oh so sad to hear you had to sit next to a hot mess of a mahu..... Hopefully you see now that I am a normal one that has good hygene and if I do say so myself, pretty dang good looking too... but that is dunny what the flight attendant said to you.... LMAO I can totally see you all bundled up in the fetile position screaming NOOOOOOO at the top of your lungs... LOL.. that just made my day... lol

Myles Greggory Photography said...

you know this is like the third time I have read this post and I cant help but laugh everytime.... lol its my daily comic relief.... hope all is going well in Hawai'i. maybe I will get to see you when we come in october!